someday i’ll find a girl who hates her parents enough to marry me
Stephen Fry on the Joys of Swearing
Getting paid all throughout September for a brief job that you don’t have to do until October makes you feel really, really, really horrible when you fuck it up.
“When you get the shit kicked out of you long enough, and long enough, and long enough, you’ll have a tendency to say what you really mean. In other words, you have all the pretense beat out of you.”